
Someone please buy me a couple of shots of Starbucks coffee. And after I've imbibed, please pat me on the shoulder and tell me that I'm not stupid.
Here's the story.
I'm watching Kylie play as I read "What to Expect-The Toddler Years". In particular, I read that between the time a child is 14 and 15 months, they "will probably be able to"..... scribble.
And I think, "Oh my goodness! I've not even introduced Kylie to scribbling".
But hey. I'm prepared. I have paper. I have washable markers. I have the time and energy (just not much sense).
I plop Kylie down, put paper in front of her, pull the cap off a marker and draw a bit on the back of her paper. All the while, instructing her on how fun it is to draw. Then I hand her the marker.
She immediately grabs the marker head with her hands. Then looks at the blue stuff coating her hands and begins to wipe it on her
brand new shirt! and my favorite pair of her pants.
I quickly turn the marker down towards the paper. She marks a few lines and then does the same thing. Hands on marker tip and then the wiping on her clothes. I groan and try to take the marker from her. She quickly surrenders it but then grabs another and pops the top off. I'm quickly trying to gather all the markers away from her. And at the same time, I'm encouraging her to actually scribble something on the page to make this entire fiasco worthwhile.
And, you are going to love this, I'm also trying to take pictures.
Heaven help me.
My baby is covering her clothes with markers and I'm telling her out loud that her Mommy can be quite careless sometimes and to please forgive me. Then I scour her hands with soap and take her clothes off.
All of this happened in the space of about 15 minutes but I felt like the top of my head had exploded.
So, let me ask you folks.
1. Does your little one scribble? If so, at what age did you introduce it?
2. Do you strip them down naked for scribbling time?
3. How the heck do you control the madness?
4. Do you make rookie mom mistakes too? (Please say yes.)
"Stupid scribbling? Did I just hear you mumble 'stupid scribbling'? Does this mean you aren't going to frame this?"